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"The Fast Saga: F9"


I know a lot of you said this franchise ran out of ideas a long time ago. I'm now starting to agree with you.
Since when did Dom have a big, burly, white brother? And why was he never mentioned? This is a copy and paste story of the Shaw brothers. Dom is little Owen and John Cena is Deckard.
I see Mia returned to the scene
 Where's Brian? Is stuck at home with Jack. Are they divorced. Is she just craving adventure? Does SHE miss the bullets?
Speaking of bullets, Cipher and her ugly-as-sin hair are back. You know, if she was such a good hacker that Anonymous wouldn't dare mess with her, she would have known that Dom had a brother and went after him first.
I'm still waiting to see if Mr. Nobody is gonna be back. I have a theory that he's been running the operation this whole time. From Owen to Deckard to Cipher, and now John Cena. When they do F10, that's when it'll unfold.
And speaking of unfolding, what the f*ck is Han doing still alive? That means 14 years and 4 movies were wasted on this stupid soap opera trick.
Or is he another version from another dimension, one that's out to destroy Dom and his crew for getting Han killed in their world? I'm up for anything at this point. Nothing can get anymore dumb than this...except for the rocket Toyota. A weak attempt at Tyrese flying a spaceship.

In Theaters: May 22, 2020
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