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Super Bowl LIV Movie Trailers

A lot of film trailers made their debut in this year's Super Bowl. Here they are now. Enjoy.

A Quiet Place: Part II
Okay, I really need to see the first one. I never thought that a horror movie, as good as people said the first one was, would get a sequel. Who knows what John and Emily have in store for us.
In Theaters: March 20, 2020
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Mulan (2020)
It is obvious that this movie is trying to be a girl power movie much like the first movie. It's kind of hard to take it seriously when there is a woman on the opposing side. And why did she say "a warrior" like she was impressed? IS she impressed or is she threatened?
In Theaters: March 27, 2020
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The Fast Saga: F9
Basically, a script note makes its way into the movie.
In Theaters: May 22, 2020
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Black Widow
I'm getting Jason Bourne vibes mixed with The Umbrella Academy.  Who is she talking to when she says the Avengers weren't her first family? Is Captain America going to be in this movie? Clearly, she's choosing Avengers over David Harbour, otherwise, she wouldn't be in Infinity War or Endgame. Not as a good guy.
In Theaters: May 1, 2020
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The Spongebob Movie: Sponge on the Run
Stab me in the freaking eyes. How many times has Gary gone missing? Why do we need a feature length movie to find someone who clearly doesn't want to be found? After 20 years of nautical nonsense, I wouldn't want to be found either.
In Theaters: May 22, 2020
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No Time to Die
Daniel Craig returns for one final hurrah as Agent 007. I'm so the f*ck behind on my James Bond movies. Luckily, I found most of them on Hulu. But based on what I do know, will Rami Malek reveal that he's a James Bond killer? "When he find our secret, it will change everything." Or are they planning to kill him and replace him with a lookalike to bring down MI6?
In Theaters: April 10, 2020
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Top Gun: Maverick
So, everybody's against him now? After he saved some pilots 35 years ago? Why is Goose's son against him? And come on, Jon Hamm, they would have court martialed a long time ago. He's got tenure now. He's never going away.
In Theaters: June 26, 2020
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The Invisible Man (2020)
So, he's an abusive husband now? Has he always been an abusive husband? I to catch up on my monster movies. Also, is this another attempt to get the Dark Universe going?
In Theaters: February 28, 2020
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Sonic The Hedgehog
All those people, and you couldn't get Usain Bolt? This movie is just getting worse. Also, I see an error where Sonic was in his original design. Something tells me Dr. Robotnik will actually get Sonic and suck his powers out so that he's the bastardization you hate so much.
In Theaters: February 14, 2020
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