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Taking a Break!

Since theaters are closed and movie premieres are being pushed back because of the Coronavirus, I will be taking a break reviewing upcoming movies. When the pandemic subsides, I will return to looking at new movies. In the meantime, stay safe, avoid contact as much as you can, and stay home if you're unwell. We will get through this together. Click image to view URL.

"Minions: The Rise of Gru"

Just when you thought this nightmare train was over... In a way, I guess it would be helpful to answer some questions about how Gru became a supervillain. But I understand it as his mother pissed on his dreams of going to the moon. Plus, I don't think Otto makes it by the end. He isn't present in the Despicable Me franchise. In Theaters: July 3, 2020? Click image to view URL.

"Candyman" (2020)

Wow, way to miss the opportunity of playing "The Candy Man" by Sammy Davis Jr. (My apologies to Sammy Davis Jr. for bastardizing his song with this movie). So, this is a manifestation of The Ring mixed with selling your soul to the devil. Maybe he should team up with Ghost Rider. How's that for a movie mashup cinematic universe? I haven't seen Us to confirm my theory yet, but I'm starting to notice that all of Jordan Peele's main protagonists have been photographers. Chris from Get Out was, this guy is, do you think Jordan wanted to be a photographer when he was younger? Explains why he "quit" acting. And why a crowbar? I get that knives are outdated (thank you, Chucky, Jason, Michael), Leatherface ruined chainsaws, and claws are too primitive. But a crowbar. In Theaters: June 12, 2020 Click image to view URL.