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"Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker"


Oh, Lord, they had to drag Lando Calrissian back into this, didn't they?
Oh, Lord, they had to drag the Death Star back into this, didn't they?
Oh, Lord, they had to drag the Emperor back into this, didn't they?

WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! "The Rise of Skywalker"? I thought this was supposed to end the Skywalker Saga. Does it mean Kylo f*cking Ren is going to be good again, hence the rise of Skywalker? Is he going to take up the name Skywalker and make it evil, hence the rise, and they have to be destroyed?
We're never really gone...F*CK YOU! You were never really there. This was the easiest series Mark Hamill ever starred in with the exception of the Batman animated series.
You say every saga comes to an end, well explain this. If the following link shows everything that will be made in the Star Wars universe, then the saga never really ends. This may be the end of the Skywalkers, but Star Wars will never fade away from the big screen.

In theaters: December 20, 2019

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