I know a lot of you said this franchise ran out of ideas a long time ago. I'm now starting to agree with you. Since when did Dom have a big, burly, white brother? And why was he never mentioned? This is a copy and paste story of the Shaw brothers. Dom is little Owen and John Cena is Deckard. I see Mia returned to the scene  Where's Brian? Is stuck at home with Jack. Are they divorced. Is she just craving adventure? Does SHE miss the bullets? Speaking of bullets, Cipher and her ugly-as-sin hair are back. You know, if she was such a good hacker that Anonymous wouldn't dare mess with her, she would have known that Dom had a brother and went after him first. I'm still waiting to see if Mr. Nobody is gonna be back. I have a theory that he's been running the operation this whole time. From Owen to Deckard to Cipher, and now John Cena. When they do F10, that's when it'll unfold. And speaking of unfolding, what the f*ck is Han doing still alive? That means...

Move over, Batman, there's a new bat-crazed hero on the screen. Or villain, I guess. It's good to see the Sony-Marvel Universe slowly taking off. While it's an origin story for Michael Morbius, it will definitely be lead to the third Spider-Man movie. And I knew Toomes would be back. I knew it! There is talk about bringing the Sinister Six to the big screen, Maybe this is how they will do it. Give each member a movie to allow mainstream audiences to get to know the characters before Peter can resurface and face them all. In theaters: July 31, 2020 Click image to view URL.

I remember this one. Will Smith was in it. Yeah, and Margot Robbie, and the Joker, the one everyone hates. No? Oh, wait. I remember now. Vin Diesel was also in this one where he's talking about your brain shutting down during cryosleep. No? Wait, wasn't Arnie in this one? You know, " Al be bahck ." Terminator? No? "I was a warrior who dreamed of bringing peace." No? Well, guys, it's wracking my brain. I can't quite remember where I saw this before. Wait, Memento ? Is it Memento ? No? Damn it! In theaters: February 21, 2020 Click image to view URL.

I'm pretty sure Mulan's village is Belle's village from Beauty and the Beast , just redressed. I am bummed that Mushu won't make an appearance in the movie, but it may be for the best. Honestly, the original film was really the Mushu Movie because he's all everyone really remembers from the movie, with the exception of "Be a Man". With that in mind, did they substitute Mushu with a witch? I don't recall anything magic in the original film. Do we really need magic in a film that already contains martial arts? We see Mulan's father collapse on the ground when he tried to accept the call to arms. That should have indicated that he is unfit for combat. Would they have exempted him for his injury but commended him for his honor and heart? Or would they be assholes and put him on the front lines, be the first to die? If they were indeed willing to exempt Mulan's father from combat, then there wouldn't be a reason for Mulan to go. She woul...

Think Avengers: Endgame is the current pinnacle of this franchise? Think again. With the demise of Black Widow, I have questions about how they're going to make a Black Widow movie if she's dead. I did read that this takes place between Captain America: Civil War and Avengers: Infinity War . So there's that, I guess. Also, I'm feeling Umbrella Academy vibes here as we will likely be diving more into the Black Widow training that made Natasha who she is today. We find out where Chief Hopper went though. He escaped through the Upside Down and is now leading a life as a superhero of some sort. Or villain. Who knows at this point? In theaters: May 1, 2020 Click image to view URL.

Isn't this basically Alien underwater? And isn't this an attempt to try and turn Kristen Stewart into Ellen Ripley? And who would have thought that because T.J. Miller was in this it'll be good? Also I wouldn't be surprised if the thing was some kind of Kraken or an Octoshark. And I would be expecting to see Godzilla show up in a post credits scene. In theaters: January 10, 2020 Click image to view URL. 

Honestly, I liked the original design better. But if the studio decided to go this route, they should have saved their money and made a cartoon instead. Plus, they went from "Gangster's Paradise" to that one song from Spider-Man: Homecoming , which diminishes any hopes I had for the film. I'm glad Jim Carrey is back to his goofy self, but it was too much. In theaters: February 14, 2020 Click image to view URL.