"Captain Marvel" Super Bowl Trailer

I was expecting another full length trailer, but instead we get a Kanye song quoted over and over again. It's very frustrating. My mother thought it was a Top Gun 2 trailer, and it did look like one in the beginning.
In theaters: March 8, 2019.

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Comments

"Alita: Battle Angel"

I can't tell if this is live action or if this a video game. It looks fake as sh*t. Is this why Avatar 2 is being pushed back now TEN YEARS? I'm starting to wonder if I'm feeling the same anticipation as Terminator fans between the first and second movie. I'm getting bored of that franchise. I'm getting off track. I know James Cameron isn't the director. I didn't grow up with manga and anime, so I'm not as excited as I should. But it looks like it's going to be another Americanized flop. In theaters: February 14, 2019

"What Men Want"

I'm all for equality for everyone. But do we have to gender swap movies, that probably weren't funny to begin with, to give them that equality? Taraji P. Henson is struggling to move up in the sports world, but everyone, who hasn't been Me Too'd yet, stars in this movie as misogynistic assholes to her. That is until she goes to a tea room on a stormy night that results in her ability to hear men's thoughts. Then she uses it to control her destiny. You don't have to give Cookie powers to hear men's thoughts. She already controls men! *Drops mic* In theaters: February 8, 2019 Click image to view URL.

"Toy Story 4"

What the f*ck? I've never been partial to the Toy Story franchise. I mean I saw them all eventually, but I didn't care for them. This just doesn't make any sense. I thought numero tres was the end. Answers, please. The Key & Peele thing here is the literal representation of me and Toy Story . Luckily this sheds light on Bo's whereabouts in Toy Story 3 ...sort of. Does that mean Andy lost Bo? Now, there's a possibility that she's the villain, not Yo Gabby Gabby and her creepy doll henchmen. Please let this be the end. In theaters: June 21, 2019 Click image to view URL.

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