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"Frozen II"


Can I just say this? You have got to be sh*tting me. I hope it was worth it to you people.
So, Elsa is playing Jesus, and failing.
Anna is killing herself, and then not.
Kristoff is running with Sven and his Sven buddies.
I have two theories for the autumn area we see above.
One: They are meeting the Season Sisters, or Element Sisters, or something. There are more people with powers to control the environment.
Two: Anna is the cursed, too. Her powers just needed an awakening.
And that last bit where Anna draws Kristoff's sword? Third theory: Anna IS cursed but she's an enemy. She is possessed, putting her relationship with Elsa on the line.
In theaters: November 22, 2019
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